Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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