S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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