Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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