My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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