so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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