Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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