found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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