Non-Jews are for practice
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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