it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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