do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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