I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
40s are totally the cure
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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