This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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