He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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