Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My pussy is not your playground.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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