Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
her vagine was all disorganized.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
