worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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