once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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