at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
