Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
