their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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