Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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