you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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