You surviving the open bar?
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in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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