Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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