i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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