Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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