Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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