Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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