he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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