Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i think my mom watched the whole time
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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