The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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