just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
