She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just cropdusted the office
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it's like iHOP with fire
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
