Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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