2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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