The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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