I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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