She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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