he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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