quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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