do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She bit a glass in half.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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