Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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