I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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