the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
you never un-have a 4some
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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