I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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