3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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