It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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