I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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