Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
