Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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