It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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