i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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